I Lived a Personal Nightmare This Weekend

"BrtStlnd" (BrtStlnd) 02/18/2016 at 20:30 • Filed to: Very bad things

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My wife and I took my daughter tubing at a local ski hill this weekend. Good times had by all. When I took off my snow boots (that had been sitting on the garage steps), I was in a hurry but immediately smelled a mix of rotten fish and roadkill sprayed with vinegar.

I figured my wool socks just smelled really bad and tossed them in the back. After 5 minutes, we had to roll down the windows for the rest of the hour ride home.

When we got home I grabbed a flashlight and looked.

I walked around for 3 hours with my heel grinding a rancid mouse into the liner of my boot.

My heel smelled so bad I had to soak it in a mixture of baking soda, peroxide and dawn for 2 hours before the smell got better.

Fucking mice. To answer your question, I was wearing really thick wool socks that bunch up. Yes I felt something but I figured it was just my sock. I mean after a few steps I thought “hey my sock doesn’t feel bunchy anymore, that’s great.”

Rico > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 20:34

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At least it wasn’t a black widow in your boot

BrtStlnd > Rico 02/18/2016 at 20:35

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Also on the personal nightmare list.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Rico 02/18/2016 at 20:38

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or a scorpion

Berang > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 20:41

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The worst room mate I ever had, had feet that smelled like that without dead mice in his boots.

MultiplaOrgasms > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 20:49

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Be aware, PETA might try to kill you for hurting such a majestic creature.

BrtStlnd > MultiplaOrgasms 02/18/2016 at 20:50

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Well we did eat it so at least it didn't go to waste.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 20:53

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MultiplaOrgasms > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 20:53

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vondon302 > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 21:03

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Just eew.

E92M3 > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 21:06

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THIS is exactly why I don’t leave any shoes in the garage. Well this and spiders.

scoob > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 21:07

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Ban wool socks

thebigbossyboss > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 21:25

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Oh. My. God.

That is gross and also extremely unlikely. I have skied for years...I’ve never even heard of that.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/18/2016 at 21:43

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Not sure which would be worse. Black widow would likely be crushed before it knew was was going on - they generally aren’t that aggressive. But if it did get you that would really suck. I’ve been lucky enough to have always found them before they’ve gotten me. They seem to prefer baseball hats to boots. Scorpions on the other hand like to hide in boots and will definitely sting you. After it happens once you tend to check your boots. Especially in summer. Just life in South Texas. We also have tarantulas living in our back yard.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > BrtStlnd 02/18/2016 at 22:33

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BrtStlnd 02/23/2016 at 12:19

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[puke]